Viendo un vídeo de Miguel de lys ( canal totalmente recomendable) sobre el GTA 6 ha mencionado una página web que poniendo tu fecha de cumpleaños en esa página te sale las noticias surrealistas de ese día en Florida.
Aquí os lo dejo.
La mia era de un pavo que cortó la polla del novio de su exnovia
The Florida man who killed his grandmother walked around with the body for five hours.
Mañana me voy yo a Florida…
¿Queréis algo en especial? Estaré por Miami, Cayos, Everglades y San Agustín.
Mi efeméride es de un tio que tras haber sido detenido por posesión y tráfico de coca no tuvo mejor idea que intentar meter dentro del talego un pollo de meta ocultandolo dentro del prepucio. Preciosa historia.
A man living in Florida wanted to have his brother killed and hired a hit man
The pizza offer to the man who threatened with Coldplay lyrics and warned his family to take
revenge on their Nazi prison friends turned the man from his decision.
Evan Charles McLemore, who lived in a house in Pensacola and was persuaded after 4
days, was detained as a result of the negotiations of the SWAT team. SWAT team convinced
McLemore with pizza.
The Pensacola Police Department described the incident on its Facebook page with the
following words: “Do not underestimate the power of thin paste pizza.”
According to the Pensacola News Journal, it is not known whether McLemore was
immediately given a pizza slice. However, the man was still accused of defying the security
forces.
According to the news of the newspaper, officials who arrived at the scene after a report of
assault to the police saw that McLemore set up a barricade in a room. The man pointed a
gun to his head and said “he will not go back to prison.”
It was not easy to get McLemore out. The SWAT team, who came to the scene, presented
the big gun to the man. The big weapon was a thin dough pizza.
McLemore was wanted by the police. McLemore put a knife to her grandmother’s throat in
February and threatened to kill her.
In an arrest report reached by the newspaper, it was stated that McLemore’s Nazi friends
would visit them and harm people. The report said that McLemore’s family had stopped
communicating with him. Also in the report it was written “Lights will guide you home and
ignite your bones and I will try to fix you.” The song Fix You was an upbeat song of the
group, but it is not yet known for what purpose McLemore was using it.
The police sentenced McLemore to 18 months in prison. The man with a $100,000 bail will
appear in court in three weeks.
Florida, uno de los mayores estercoleros que he tenido la desgracia de pillar. Incluso las zonas de clase media.
¿No se hizo un hilo similar a esto hace tiempo ya? Porque a mi me suena mucho la que me sale con mi cumpleaños.
A Florida man killed the alligator with his knife and later tried to sell its meat.
Esto:
The motorcycle he drove was a homemade hybrid model. It was built using a 1988 Sea-Doo jet ski and a 1989 Honda Elite scooter. Trey Yarbough was riding his motorcycle to the gym.
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Another incident:
Florida Man, 54, Jailed For Trying To Forcibly Exorcise Devil Out Of His 80-Year-Old Girlfriend
Florida man who threw spaghetti in his mouth was arrested at Olive Garden
The Florida man was arrested after he said he drunkenly messed up and threw spaghetti into his mouth with his hands.
According to the Miami Herald report, a man named Ben Padgett was arrested on April 7 in Naples on charges of disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer.
According to the records, the officers responded to the call from the restaurant. Padgett was eating spaghetti with nothing on when they went to the restaurant. Padgett was also smelling booze and muttering to himself.
According to the employee of the restaurant, Padgett made a scene inside and asked the restaurant owners for money.
Padgett, while being taken away in a police car after he was caught, began to bang his head against the iron partition, causing him to be decapitated.
Padgett was jailed but was released on bail of $2,000.
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