will_free Atagey so eroplano mi, ag kayo onyurong, natatalosan yo itan, ballin ballin maong Antoy nagagawa, puta? Antoy nagagawa, saray puta? Si Chad Warden so walad sayan pasen. Sige, saya so ibabagak, triple PS. Say PS triple et agko mismo pantotongtongan iyan Wii. Wii iya? Shiiiiit. Tae, p-sasalitaen na totoo so nipaakar ed sikato diad paraan ya balo ed amin, tan tae, agmo natalosan so labay kon ibaga? Sasalien kon ibaga, satan labat...onla ka, natalosan mo, Wii? Sige, sayan c-saman ya melag ya mangokontrol ya ugaw, saya so singa apresasyon ed satan ya dildo. Sige, agko labay so man-game na sarilik, ya ag ko labay so man-game. pakayari na linawa. Sige, nayarin kondisyonal so game et appreciation, amtam, WarioWare, say stick-it-up-your-own-ass game, on, siak a mismo et agko amta, siak a mismo et agko amta conditional no walay minigame ya sika so sakey ya amtam, sika so sakey a take it up your ass. Balet...sige, say kaplesan, Wii? Ibabaga na totoo ya saya so sakey, kinopya na PS3 ed Wii diad impangusar tod satan ya motion sensor...uh...agko labay. Tae, say tae na Wii, natatalosan mo no antoy nepeg dan kopyaen? Nepeg dan kopyaen so sakey a paraan pian nawalaan ira na maong iran galaw. Nepeg dan kopyaen so sakey a paraan pian nawalaan ira na maong iran galaw ya nanlapud PS3. Heh, amta na amin, say PS3 so manggagawa na sankaabigan iran galaw, amta yo no antoy labay kon ibaga, andeket? Labay kon ibaga, onla ka, sakey kan melag a game guard, labay kon ibaga et sakey kan Wii guard parad anto, anto so guard mo, say Legend of Zelda ya ditan et manaakar ka ya mangaala ed samay melag ya bitch, tan sikatoy melag ya sword-ass, tan sakey a melag a kalasag, tan sikatoy onkuan "hee! hee! hee!" Sige, labay kasi na satan a too so manggawa na sayan tae? Kaukolan kon paltogen so pigaran andeket a totoo. wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, insan sika so sakey a managsalita no panon ya say Nintendo et agmankokopya na antokaman tan diad sakey a paraan et kokopyaen na Sony so amin, tan satan et bullshit labat, sayan bullshit...bullshit s-saying ya say Final Fantasy et walad Nintendo sakbay na Sony, ipasen mo ya sakey kan PS1 game? Black, say black PS1 et walay Final Fantasy 7 to, tae, sasalien na Nintendo ya kopyaen iyan tae, natatalosan na saratan a totoo ya ag ira makakompetensia ed saramay ag mangaala na Final Fantasy. Nig, siak a mismo et agko anggan walay pibabali no walay arum ya sistema ya walay Final Fantasy to, say Final Fantasy et ag tanton maong. Ooh, nengneng mo so Final Fantasy 12, amtam no iner so babatikan mo ya mangaala ed samay melag ya ugaw tan tae. Puta, amta na amin ya anggapoy nagawaan na saray bibii no ag say mansupsop na titi. Kanian say labay kon ibaga et saya, say Sony...Say Sony et sakey a bomba, pare. Ontan so tua, say Sony so tua. Antam...kanian...uhh insan sika-tan insan tayo pansiansiaen irayan Xbox fans, ed kaliberliber na Xbox 360 fans, pabilog ya Xbox? Saya kasi so toon mangiiter na tae ed saraman a matalinon totoo, saraman a matalinon totoo et matalino tan tae? Ag kami manggagawa na geometry, mansasagpot kamin manggalaw na nanduruman galaw. Tan satan so indibidual a bengatla ya anggapo ed Xbox, say Xbox et anggapoy gaaaames to. Anggapoy galaw to! Tae, tae ya asno, ed anto, andeket, saray andeket ya mansasagpot ya mangibaga na apresasyon, Gears of War. Tae, putangina Gears of War, mas dakel so apresasyon Tears of War, laki, sayan tae et say melag ya bii ya onaakis ed amin kada oras, kasin manbabantay ka ed sayan patalastas? Sayan melag ya asno ya komersyal ya mangaala ed sayan kanta? Alaen mo iya, alaen mo yan ass-kanta? Tae, saray totoon galaw, saray totoon galaw et mangaala na pigaran, pigaran fiddy cent ed beneg, pigaran Fat Joe, pigaran, ballinnn. Tae, aliwan magenap parad satan ya tae na MadWorld, nah, putangina iya. Tan insan, tan insan anto ni so walad Xbox? Say Xbox et walay Halo to. Saray andeket a totoo, saray andeket a totoo so mansasagpot a mansalita nipaakar ed Halo, nipaakar ed Halo 3, amta yo no antoy labay kon ibaga? Lalaki, nepeg dan umanen so ngaran na sayan tae ed Gaylo Three...tae, sayan tae et gay crazy. Saray totoon andeket, saray totoon andeket et agmanlalaro ed sayan galaw. Antam no siopay manggagawa ed sayan tae? Saray bakla ya andeket...bakla ya andeket. Say Sony et lanang ya manalo, anak, say Sony et lanang ya manalo. Agmo natalo so Sony. Tae, sayan tae et makinis, makinis, sayan sh-wala ka na PS3 view? Sayan tae et, marakep, marakep, makinis, andeket, la-silba, sayan tae et marakep, nengneng mo so apresasyon na buek ko ed sayan lugar, puta? Say buek ko? Aapresyaen mo kasi iyan tae, sayan sh-, sayan tae et makinis, sayan tae et andeket. Tae, say buek ko et, blonde ni antis na satan, okay? Sige, siak so nantina ed sayan tae ya andeket, sika so sakey a natatalosan mo no akin? Ta PS triple, PS triple...argh, sayan tae et kuarta, kuarta...pansiansiaen tayo itan ya melag ya mataba ya indibidual, siak a mismo et agko anggan natatalosan ya sikatoy sakey a tawag, paliisan iratan ya mansasagpot ya mangibaga ya baleg so bili na sayan PS3, antoy klase na mairap-bilay, karton-kahon-ass ya panaayaman to, baby? $600
